Another ONN joke I wrote appears in this video: “MARLBORO MARKETS NEW ‘EXTRA TAR’ CIGARETTES TO SELF-LOATHING SMOKERS”
Another ONN video with a joke I wrote: “When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20-Next ‘Today Now’”
Another one of my jokes on the scroll of an ONN video from a month or so ago: “Gerber introduces new ‘Gerber Red’ toddler drink containing caffeine and B vitamins.”
Another of my jokes made it into an ONN video. It’s at the very end: ”Farty Hostage Released From Captivity.”
One of my jokes has made it into an Onion News Network video. It’s at the beginning of the scrolling headline here: “STUDY FINDS HORSEBACK RIDING JUST AN EXPENSIVE FORM OF SITTING.” The rest of the video (Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard) is also very funny.
#4 A little tribute to Thomas Nast and all the political scandals of 2008.
“Who was the Worst Politician of 2008?”
#3
#2 Time running out on the Bush presidency.
#1 If you think all the uproar over the latest New Yorker cover is a little bit ridiculous, hopefully you’ll find this funny.